Today, on Black Friday, we celebrate the beauty of emptiness and the thrill of savings. Introducing Bōks: a beautiful empty box made of the finest materials, designed to hold your entire Cards Against Humanity collection. And today only, you can get it for an unbelievable 200% off.
That’s right. Not 20%. Not 50%. 200%. You could get paid to buy Bōks. Here’s how it works: at noon PT, there will be a Race for Savings. Go fast and you’ll get the ultimate savings of 200% off. But go slow and you’ll watch that 200% go down, down, down, as the savings drop with every sale. On your marks, get set, SAVE.
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What if you had a single device that could carry your entire Cards Against Humanity collection? An object that seamlessly combined the portability of a bag, the rigidity of a cube, and the timeless beauty of a rectangle? Say hello to Bōks. It's emptiness, redesigned.
- Unprecedented 3,500-card storage capacity.
- Sleek vegan leather exterior.
- Luxurious microsuede lining.
- Five one-of-a-kind cards unique to every Bōks.
- Durable compartment and divider systems inspired by NASA.
- Perfectly balanced to lay flat when open.
- Secrets.
Apply your savings code at checkout.
More new stuff!
Ultimate Expansion
Cards Against Humanity only comes with 600 cards, and let’s be honest: you’ve played them to death. Don’t you wish you could recapture the joy of playing for the first time? Then get ready to transform your tired old main game into a 15-pound freight train of comedy with the Ultimate Expansion.
- Nearly 2,000 expansion cards pre-packed in our new Bōks case.
- So many cards it’s like playing for the first time, every time.
- Includes everything Bōks comes with, plus all of these cards.Everything Box, Absurd Box, Red Box, Blue Box, Green Box, 90s Nostalgia Pack, 2000s Nostalgia Pack, Pride Pack, Dad Pack, Science Pack, College Pack, Food Pack, Picture Card Pack 1, Picture Card Pack 2, Picture Card Pack 3, and 100 blank cards for your terrible ideas.
- Over 40% savings compared to buying that stuff separately.
Tiny Cards Against Humanity
That’s right. It’s tiny. It’s Cards Against Humanity. That’s really all there is to it.
- Perfect for camping trips, shrink-ray mishaps, or smuggling into North Korea.
- Measures a miniscule 2.6” x 4.4” x 1.8” and weighs 9.7 oz, with 1.25” x 1.75” cards.
- Includes the same 600 cards as the regular game.
- The latest 2022 edition of Cards Against Humanity (2.4).
- America’s #1 goldfish coffin.
It’s Black Friday, and we’re selling our amazing new empty case Bōks for up to 200% off in a spectacular Race for Savings.
It means you’ll get Bōks for free, and we’ll also pay you its full $59 retail value. These are the greatest savings offered since Jesus Christ saved all of humanity from sin 2,000 years ago.
Listen, we can’t afford to give everyone in the whole world 200% off. So the discount will go down as more and more of you get your savings. Better go fast.
Unlike Ticketmaster, we’ve got a pretty sophisticated CAPTCHA system.
No! Once you have a code, the savings are locked in.
Go to the CAH Store. Add Bōks to your cart. Then check out, click “I have a savings code,” and let the redemptive power of savings wash over you.
Your code will work all the way until the end of Monday (November 28).
Other than a special pack of five procedurally-generated, one-of-a-kind cards and some dividers and stuff, Bōks is completely, perfectly empty.
Yes: it’s called the Ultimate Expansion. It comes with nearly 2,000 expansion cards pre-packed inside Bōks and weighs 12 pounds. Wow!
No, the whole point of this promotion is to wildly oversell a big empty box.
Yes, Tiny Cards Against Humanity. It’s tiny. It’s Cards Against Humanity. That’s really all there is to it.
We are 200% confident. It can hold over 3,500 cards. That’s enough room to hold everything we’ve ever written—and more.
There are no cards hidden inside the lining of Bōks. Please, don’t destroy your beautiful Bōks looking for them.
The name derives from ancient Norse and translates to “box.”
Bōks and Ultimate Expansion will ship in January. Tiny Cards Against Humanity ships right away.
The other stuff will ship right away.
Indeed, the savings are running out fast, just like your brief time on this Earth.
Because other companies are run by weak-kneed milksops with MBAs from Wharton.
Our heroes: Steve Jobs, Jesus Christ, and the web of shell companies that enable IKEA to operate as a charity and avoid corporate taxes.
The same thing that’s tying our fractured nation together: the promise of incredible savings on stupid shit we don’t need.
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